Cinco de Mayo is not just a festive celebration; it’s a mood, a vibrant culture coming to life through color, music, and yes, humor.
Why not add some extra laughter to this joyous occasion with a sprinkle of Cinco de Mayo jokes? Seeking a chuckle or a full belly laugh?
These jokes, brimming with light-hearted puns and playful wordplays, offer a delightful way to appreciate the spirit of the day.
Think tacos, burritos, and everything wonderfully Mexican, spun into a tapestry of humor. Are you ready to dive into a world where laughter blends seamlessly with cultural celebration?
Let’s embark on a journey through the giggles and grins of Cinco de Mayo!
Best Cinco De Mayo Jokes
Why do tacos hate bad weather? Because they prefer mild seasons.
At Cinco de Mayo parties, which dance will you never miss? The salsa!
What did the tortilla chip say to the guacamole? “You’re all I avo wanted!”
Why did the Mexican plant go to therapy? It needed to address its growing jalapeño issues.
How do you make a Cinco de Mayo drink giggle? Tickle its Tequila!
What’s a ghost’s favorite Cinco de Mayo dish? Boo-rritos!
Why was the tomato blushing at the Cinco de Mayo party? Because it saw the salad dressing!
What do you call a cheesy Cinco de Mayo joke? Nacho best one.
Why don’t secrets last long in Mexico? Too many spicy whispers!
What’s a burrito’s favorite sport? Wrap-lining.
How did the Cinco de Mayo reveler cure his hangover? With a siesta fiesta.
Why did the lime go out with a lemon? Because it couldn’t find a date to the sour-ée.
What’s a chihuahua’s favorite movie on Cinco de Mayo? Jurassic Bark.
Why do piñatas avoid sad people? They can’t stand tear-jerkers.
How do you turn a regular day into Cinco de Mayo? Add a little salsa to it!
What did the overexcited bean say on Cinco de Mayo? “I’m jumping frijoles!”
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They might crack up.
What’s a sombrero’s favorite type of music? Hat-hop!
Why did the chip dip? Because the salsa danced!
What do you call a cautious Cinco de Mayo celebration? Siesta careful fiesta.
Why was the Mexican cat nicknamed ‘the architect’? It loved constructing meow-uments.
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it, amigo!
Why was the Cinco de Mayo joke book not funny? It was too corny.
What did the beer say at the Cinco de Mayo party? “I’m just here for the cheers!”
Why did the lemon stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of juice.
How do you keep a bag of tortilla chips busy? Give it a salsa puzzle!
What’s a ghost’s favorite Cinco de Mayo activity? Spooking around!
Why was the Mexican computer cold? It left its Windows open.
What do you call a bear without teeth? A gummy bear!
Why did the Cinco de Mayo party go out of control? The beans spilled!
What’s the best thing to read on Cinco de Mayo? Guaca-mole.
Why did the burrito blush? Because it saw the inside of a taco.
What do you call a lazy burrito? A slow-rito.
Why don’t they play hide and seek in Mexico? Good luck hiding behind a cactus!
What’s a computer’s favorite Mexican food? Microchips and salsa.
Why was the guacamole a good detective? It always got to the bottom of the dip.
Why did the onion start a band? It wanted to make people cry (of joy!).
What’s a dog’s favorite taco topping? Bark-amole.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms on Cinco de Mayo? They make up everything, even tacos!
How do you throw a space-themed Cinco de Mayo party? You planet with stars and stripes!
Knock Knock Cinco De Mayo Jokes
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Taco. Taco who? Taco bout a party, it’s Cinco de Mayo!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Fiesta. Fiesta who? Fiesta time we met, happy Cinco de Mayo!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Guacamole. Guacamole who? Guacamole down the street, it’s a Cinco de Mayo treat!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Nacho. Nacho who? Nacho average day, it’s Cinco de Mayo!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Salsa. Salsa who? Salsa your worries away, it’s a festive day!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Queso. Queso who? Queso you didn’t know, it’s Cinco de Mayo!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Sombrero. Sombrero who? Sombrero-ver here, it’s party time!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Jalapeño. Jalapeño who? Jalapeño face, let’s celebrate!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Margarita. Margarita who? Margarita and chill, it’s Cinco de Mayo!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Chili. Chili who? Chili out, it’s a fiesta!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Piñata. Piñata who? Piñata surprise, let’s party!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Burrito. Burrito who? Burrito and dance, it’s a festive stance!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cactus. Cactus who? Cactus makes perfect, especially on Cinco de Mayo!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Mariachi. Mariachi who? Mariachi and sing, let the festivities begin!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Enchilada. Enchilada who? Enchilada fun, this day’s number one!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Fiesta. Fiesta who? Fiesta like there’s no mañana!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Siesta. Siesta who? Siesta little, party a lot!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Avocado. Avocado who? Avocado crush on this holiday!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Churro. Churro who? Churro you’re ready for fun?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Pico. Pico who? Pico de gallo, spice up the day!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tamale. Tamale who? Tamale’s the day for joy!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tequila. Tequila who? Tequila sunrise, Cinco de Mayo’s here!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Fiesta. Fiesta who? Fiesta and laugh, it’s the best path!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tostada. Tostada who? Tostada occasion, let’s celebrate!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Mole. Mole who? Mole the merrier on this holiday!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Chip. Chip who? Chip in for a party, it’s time to start!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lime. Lime who? Lime ready for fun, are you?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Fajita. Fajita who? Fajita the crowd, let’s get loud!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Corona. Corona who? Corona good time, it’s Cinco de Mayo!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Papel picado. Papel picado who? Papel picado decorations, let’s party in style!
Work Appropriate Cinco De Mayo Jokes
Why did the taco refuse the job promotion? It didn’t want to shell out more hours!
What’s a burrito’s favorite type of investment? Bean stocks!
How do tacos say hello to each other? With a “shell-o!”
Why don’t we have any secrets in our office on Cinco de Mayo? Because the beans spill everything!
What did the boss say at the Cinco de Mayo office party? “Let’s guac and roll!”
Why was the Mexican pizza so confident? It always had a crisp, thin crust.
What does a lemon say on Cinco de Mayo? “Lime yours!”
Why was the salsa a good team player? It always spiced things up!
What’s a computer’s favorite Mexican food? Chips and salsa!
Why did the jalapeño apply for a raise? It was too hot to handle!
How do you call a lazy tortilla? A procrasti-nacho.
What did the margarita say at the meeting? “Let’s shake things up!”
Why did the enchilada go to therapy? It had too many layers of stress.
What’s a pepper’s favorite exercise? The jalapeño jump!
Why was the corn chip always successful? It was a go-getter, grain and simple.
What do you call a sneaky taco? Incog-neato!
Why did the quesadilla ace the interview? It had a good wrap sheet.
What’s the most motivational day at work? Cinco de Mayo, because everyone’s ready to taco ’bout success!
Why did the avocado win Employee of the Month? It was extra smooth under pressure.
What did the tortilla chip say to the guacamole? “You’re all I avo wanted!”
How do you know your office party is really happening? When the boss does the salsa!
Why was the cactus the best manager? It knew how to handle prickly situations.
What’s the computer’s favorite Cinco de Mayo activity? Logging into the fiesta network!
Why was the taco a good project manager? It always wrapped things up nicely.
What’s the most inspiring Mexican dish? Encourage-ladas!
Why did the Mexican coffee file a report? It was mugged!
What did the burrito say after completing a big project? “That’s a wrap!”
How does a taco say goodbye? “Lettuce meet again soon!”
What’s a piñata’s favorite thing about the office? Breaking through the ceiling.
Why did the guacamole win the networking event? It was great at mixing!
Dirty Cinco De Mayo Jokes
Why did the taco refuse to play cards? It didn’t want to deal with any salsa spills!
Tequila: “I’m feeling lost.” Lime: “Join the club, we’re in the same shot!”
What do you call a Mexican cat in a sombrero? A Purrito!
Why don’t secrets last long in Mexico? Because of all the jalapeño business!
What’s a ghost’s favorite Mexican food? BOOrritos!
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims! No, wait, it’s Cinco de Mayo parties!
Why did the Mexican train thief get caught? He had loco motives!
Text from Taco to Salsa: “You complete me.” Reply from Salsa: “It’s a nacho average relationship.”
What’s a computer’s favorite Mexican dish? Microchips and salsa!
Why was the Mexican pizza sad? It had too much pepper-alone-y.
Did you hear about the Mexican magician? He disappeared on the count of tres!
Why did the jalapeño put on a sweater? It was a little chili outside.
What do you call a nosy pepper? Jalape-ño business!
Why was the Mexican weather report confusing? It forecasted chili today and hot tamale!
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing for Cinco de Mayo!
What do you call a lazy tortilla? A procrasti-nada.
Why did the chip go to the party? To get a little dip!
If there’s a ‘Quatro de Mayo’, what comes after? Cinco de Drinko!
Why do Mexican jumping beans jump? They’re trying to see the taco stand!
What do you call a chicken celebrating Cinco de Mayo? Pollo party!
Why did the churro go to the doctor? It was feeling crumbly.
Why was the guacamole so expensive? It was extra, extra!
What does a cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear to the Cinco de Mayo parade!
Why was the cactus so popular at the party? It was a sharp dresser!
What do you call a Spanish fish with no eyes? Fsh!
Why did the lime go out with the lemon? It wanted to add a twist to the night!
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up at Cinco de Mayo brunch!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear at the Cinco de Mayo fiesta!
